Signs as kids when their parents give them “The Talk”
ARIES:
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
(Source: jordanwreckes, via exstuhsy)
mosquitoes are the only thing attracted to me
and they only want me for my body
my body is perf
(Source: sidnugget, via xbloodbank)
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
(via dingoinnuendo)
Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
(Source: chattercrow, via justanotherfailurebydesign)
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
(via the0ut-cum)
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty!
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*
(via crunch-wrap)
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via the0ut-cum)
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
(Source: grates, via the0ut-cum)
